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Today’s big winner: The NFL.

Spoiler alert: The Heat are going to win the NBA title.

How they will do it is just details. Maybe they go 16-0. Maybe they are pushed in a handful of games on the road.

But let’s call it what it is, a fait accompliHeat Accompli.”

This year’s NBA Playoffs lacks last year’s “Will LeBron finally win a title?” urgency, let alone 2010’s thrilling “PLEASE SOMEONE ANYONE BEAT THE HEAT.” The notion of LeBron fulfilling the post-“Decision” prophecy (“Not one…”) just doesn’t have the same oomph.

Neither does the notion of two months watching everyone else play for second, which is the best the reigning runner-up Thunder can do. I suppose it is intriguing to see if the Spurs have one last run left in them, but didn’t we get snookered by that storyline last year?

If you appreciate managed expectations, there are several teams — most notably the Knicks — for whom anything less than making the conference finals is a failure, so it would be entertaining to watch New York fall short.

Blame Kobe: Right up until his season-ending injury, the Lakers’ desperate clutching was going to be the playoffs’ most compelling storyline; L.A. without Kobe is irrelevant.

In the end, the eve of the NBA Playoffs — and I write all of this as an NBA fan who will tune in nightly, mind you — is dominated and defined by a single true winner:

The NFL, which released its schedule last night, creating a frenzy of attention that dwarfs what most fans will give the NBA Playoffs this year.

The NBA Playoffs: Where Miami playing whoever in NFL Week 6 trumps Miami playing whoever in the NBA Finals.

More of today’s winners:

ICYMI, 10 essential NFL schedule links:

*Team-by-team NFL schedules.

*The games that will be on national TV.

*The 25 most “must-see” games of the year.

*Quick-hit quips on each week’s highlights.

*Game of the Year: Peyton vs. Ravens in Week 1?

*Dumervil vs. Broncos + 10 big “reunion” games.

*“Manning Bowl III” is in Week 2.

*“Revis Bowl”: Jets-Bucs in Week…