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Gwyneth raved about the benefits of Vagina Steams before “Women’s Health” found it could disrupt the natural flora of the vagina and cause burns.
If you’re feeling something missing in your life try a pouch that holds magically charged stones: citrine, clear quartz, black obsidian, rose quartz, amethyst, lapis lazuli, carnelian, and chrysocolla (also known as The Goddess Stone).
And if that fails you can always put a jade egg up your private parts.
In the same breath they recommended these 18k gold dumbbells that go for $125,000.
Goop at one point recommended a $1,500 prisoner’s ball and chain. Those prices are criminal.
How annoying is it when you have that tiny bit of toothpaste left in your tube that you just can’t get out? With the Cedes Milano toothpaste squeezer that’s a thing of the past. Only $244.
Taking it a step past wet wipes, this is a pack of toilet paper pads wrapped in a ribbon with various beauty creams for the low price of $956.
Goop recommended this 24k gold dildo. This thing literally screws you out of your money.