Funny Questions About Life by Hal Lacious

Ever had one of those funny questions about life? Then please read on. When it comes to funny questions and thoughts about life, every time I think I’ve seen them all I find one I’ve never seen before or come up with more of my own. The following are some of the ones I’ve discovered or written however, I know there’s more because thats, well… life. So, if you find while reading these funny questions and thoughts about life make you smile, pass them along. All right, let’s get started!

Funny Questions about life – Group 1 Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes – no nuts. Huh? What’s the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup? Do Dutch people always split the bill? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?

Funny Questions about life – Group 2 Is there ever a day that mattresses aren’t on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants? Why are oriental rug stores always going out of business? Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

Funny Questions about life – Group 3 If it only takes one match to start a forrest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill? When they ship those styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack them in? How do you know when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?

Funny Questions about life – Group 4 How does one know when their bagpipes need tuning? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states. What? If Donkey Kong’s main character is a monkey, why isn’t it called Monkey Kong? Why does the word lisp have an “s” in it?

Funny Questions about life – Group 5 How come you never read the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”? The next time someone says, “Now I’ve seen everything”, ask them if they’ve ever seen a UPS truck parked in a parking space. Has anyone ever really seen a Jolly Rancher? If you get a club soda stain, how do you remove it?

Funny Questions about life – Group 6 Has anyone (besides Donald Trump’s wife) ever been fooled by a comb over? Is it really possible to change the direction of a bowling ball by waving your hands? There’s senior citizens, so why aren’t there junior citizens?

Funny Questions about life – Group 7 They say laughter is the best medicine – so who came up with the phrase, “I died laughing”? Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they’ve already seen you naked. What’s…

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